Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Riddle please help!?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



plz help me out



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Riddle please help!?

The answer is simply "no".



That's why kindergarteners can answer it...



Look here: http://www.teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.s...



Although the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".



The last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)



And the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.



Good riddle!



Riddle please help!?

the answer is no.



Riddle please help!?

Arrrrrgggh. The answer is Arrrrggghhh!



Riddle please help!?

What? I don't get it. How is the answer "no"?



Riddle please help!?

i cant guess the riddle so the answer is no



Riddle please help!?

no! yay i win hahaha that's a good riddle I didn't know it...



Riddle please help!?

the answer is Not yes, no, or preasure



the answer is TIME!



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



(...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer (:

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