Friday, November 13, 2009

I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,



But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,



In 6 minutes or less.



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

Ok now it's the 11th time in the past 33minutes someone has asked this riddle. Y/A should make a fourth choice Ask. Answer. Discover. and this riddle with the answer.



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

so many times.



its time



The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer :)



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!!!! THE ONLY QUESTION IT ASKS IS "CAN YOU GUESS THIS RIDDLE?" YOU CAN'T! THE ANSWER IS NO! WILL PEOPLE STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION!!!



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

The last line is "Can you guess the riddle?".



The answer is "NO"



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

no. i can't guess the riddle.



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

Time! Guess how I solved this? Because I saw the same question 5 times,and got the answer from them.



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

Actually you haven't posed a riddle. You've simply posited a set of circumstances and asked, is there a riddle.



The circumstances you stated are an adaptation of a children's' poem titled "Time".



This is one of myriads of philosophical questions and posers such as, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?". There is no real answer to them. They are designed solely to make people think!



I can't figure out this riddle!!!?

time



duh

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