Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Easyest riddle ever!?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,



But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,



In 6 minutes or less.



Can you guess the riddle?



Easyest riddle ever!?

It's "no, I can't" but it's actually pressure.



Pressure in the fur.



Pressure in the eyes



Pressure in the bladder



Peer Pressure



Encore (Fans) Pressure



Encouragement Pressure



Heat Pressure



Molecule Pressure



bubble Pressure



Staring so hard that it causes pressure.



It's "no, I can't" because of "Can you guess the riddle?"



Honestly, stop posting this riddle.



Easyest riddle ever!?

I have just seen this on many sites.



Some people say No, others say time.



Personally, I would say time, but the statistics say "no"... ?



Easyest riddle ever!?

the answer is no/nothing! look at the last line; "can u guess the riddle?"



Easyest riddle ever!?

God this riddle is sooo old!!!



Read the last sentence of the riddle



It says "Can you guess the riddle?"



The answer is 'No', The Kindergarten's could not answer this riddle so they said 'No'



But the real answer to this is....



Time



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(i turn polar bears white)



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(and i will make you cry)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



( i make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(and girls comb their hair)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(I make celebrities look stupid)



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(and normal people look like celebrities)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(i turn pancakes brown)



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



(and make your champane bubble)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(if you squeeze me ill pop)



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(if you look at me you'll pop)



The Answer is time



Easyest riddle ever!?

Yeah, kindergarten students know so much about champaign and celebrities, I'm sure they figured it out in 6 minutes or less! I guess I must be a Harvard Graduate, I have no idea! Time to go back to kindergarten where hopefully I can get smiley stickers for my knowledge of fine champaign and celebrity know who!



Easyest riddle ever!?

"NO"



Why did kids answer and Harvard graduates could not? Refer to the last line of the riddle. Kids simply answered "no" and gave up while those harvard students struggled to find an answer that may not exist.



Another theory....



...The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Easyest riddle ever!?

The "riddle" isn;t what really matters, it's the question at the end. Therefore, the answer is simply no. %26lt;3



Easyest riddle ever!?

this thing has made me so confused.



why is it "no"?



ughh. :(



Easyest riddle ever!?

hm, time, never thought about that..



Easyest riddle ever!?

I don't need to guess the riddle... u have already told me the riddle. The answer to it is time (CHECK IT UP ON THE NET)



Easyest riddle ever!?

The question is not "what am i?" The last line asks the question can you "guess" the riddle.



Soooo, YES, I can "guess" the riddle. My "guess" is pressure



Is it the correct answer? Who knows but I am chosing it...lol. Have a great day!!



Easyest riddle ever!?

Pressure!



Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.



Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.



Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.



Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!



Celebrities usually crack under pressure.



Many normal people will shine under pressure.



Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.



Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.



If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.



If you are 'looking' at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.



Easyest riddle ever!?

Wow! That was good. I have never heard that one before!



Easyest riddle ever!?

How about the Sun

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